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'Saturday Night Live' to Trump: 'We've been with you all along'

The first 鈥淪aturday Night Live" since Donald Trump's election victory began with the most somber of tones as a group of plainly dressed cast members, primarily women and minorities, described their new reality.
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Democratic presidential nominee Vice President Kamala Harris appears on NBC's "Saturday Night Live," with Maya Rudolph, Saturday, Nov. 2, 2024 in New York. Harris has made an unannounced trip to New York to appear briefly stepping away from the battleground states she's been campaigning in with just three days to go before the election. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)

The first since began with the most somber of tones as a group of plainly dressed cast members, primarily women and minorities, described their new reality.

鈥淭o many people, including many people watching right now, the results were shocking and even horrifying,鈥 Ego Nwodim soberly said.

鈥淒onald Trump, who forcibly tried to overturn the results of the last election, was returned to office,鈥 Heidi Gardner said.

鈥淎nd now," Bowen Yang added, "thanks to the Supreme Court, there are no guardrails.鈥

Then came the swerve from the liberal-leaning show.

鈥淭hat is why we at 鈥楽NL鈥 would like to say to Donald Trump, we have been with you all along," Keenan Thompson said.

Yang chimed in, 鈥淲e have never wavered in our support for you, even when others doubted you.鈥

鈥淓very single person on this stage believed in you,鈥 Sarah Sherman said.

Marcello Hern谩ndez added, 鈥淓very single person on this stage voted for you.鈥

The cast members went on to effusively declare their reverence for, and obedience to, the former and future president, introducing a new character, 鈥淗ot, Jacked Trump.鈥

Cast member James Austin Johnson, who plays a dead-on Trump and was virtually guaranteed a long-term job by the election, came out as an Adonis-bodied president-elect.

鈥淔rom now on we鈥檙e going to do a very flattering portrayal of Trump, because frankly he鈥檚 my hero," Johnson said in his Trump voice but speaking as himself. 鈥淗e鈥檚 going to make an incredible president and eventually king.鈥

The episode, hosted by standup comic and actor Bill Burr, was the first all season that did not begin with former cast member , who played Vice President Kamala Harris in a giddy five-week run culminating with an appearance last week of Harris herself that began the show's 50th season and brought a ratings spike.

Burr, hosting after standup Dave Chappelle hosted the last two post-presidential election episodes, did his own feint in his monologue, saying, 鈥淚 don鈥檛 watch politics鈥 and doing some standard standup including an airplane bit before doubling back to the elephant in the studio, the election.

鈥淎lright, let鈥檚 get to what you all want to talk about. Alright ladies, you鈥檙e 0-and-2 against this guy," he said. "But you learn more from your losses than your wins. So let鈥檚 get into the game tape. Ladies, enough with the pantsuit. Okay, it鈥檚 not working. Stop trying to have respect for yourself.鈥

He suggested candidates that were a least a little more scantily clad, saying, 鈥淚 know a lot of ugly women 鈥 feminists, I mean 鈥 don鈥檛 want to hear this message.鈥

Burr was 鈥渟o psyched that this stupid election is finally over. Everybody knew who they were going to vote for four years ago. Then they just dragged us through a year and a half of this stuff,鈥 he said.

After Trump's first election victory in 2016, the show opening was serious and stayed that way with , who played Hillary Clinton on the show, appearing as the losing candidate sitting at the piano and singing a somber version Leonard Cohen's 鈥淗allelujah,鈥 changing only one verse from the best-known versions of the song.

鈥淎nd even though it all went wrong, I'll stand before the lord of song with nothing on my tongue but 鈥楬allelujah,'鈥 McKinnon sang in what became a national moment of catharsis for those on the losing side.

After finishing, McKinnon said in a shaky voice, 鈥淚'm not giving up and neither should you" before delivering the obligatory 鈥渓ive from New York, it's Saturday night!鈥

Rudolph made no appearance as Harris on this Saturday night, but former cast member Dana Carvey, who has played President Joe Biden all season, showed up as a leaping Elon Musk after the cast said they loved him, too.

After the opening, the sketches downshifted into standard, non-election 鈥淪NL鈥 fare, except of course for the fake news 鈥淲eekend Update.鈥

鈥淥n Tuesday, we learned that Democrats don鈥檛 actually know how to rig an election," faux co-anchor Colin Jost said.

He later added, 鈥淚f I know Democrats, they鈥檙e going to take a long look in the mirror, learn from their mistakes and run Biden again in 2028.鈥

Co-anchor Michael Che, who is Black, drank throughout the segment, saying he couldn鈥檛 believe people convinced him Harris could win over rural Pennsylvanians.

鈥淐learly I鈥檝e been spending too much time with you white liberals and your goofy optimism,鈥 Che said.

Andrew Dalton, The Associated Press

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